Ticket To Ride

You find yourself in trouble, on the wrong side of the law. Nobody will accept your call, not even your old ma. You can't post no bond, 'cause you ain't got no money and the cop says, "Tell it to the judge, honey." A lawyer in your pocket is like money in the bank. He moves you through the docket and cuts through the red tape. Your knight in shining armor, who dares to make a stand, coming to the rescue, just like Superman. So if all of your bills are way past due, you can't pay the rent and they're threatening to sue, You take care of the man who'll take care of you. Pay off your lawyer, whatever you do.