The DEA Zoo

If you ever find yourself in Washington

With nothing much to do

Treat yourself to a day of fun

With a trip to the DEA Zoo

They have their own museum now

Its next door to the White House

John Q. Public is cordially invited

To stop on in and browse

Theirs is a legacy of lies and deceit

Undercover spies and insipid retreat

They take great pride

In the number of missions deployed

And the tremendous number of lives they've destroyed

They are the masters of the coverup

They coined the word corrupt

Hiding behind the guise of justice

Feathering their caps with illegal drug busts

Do they work for the good of all the people

Or are they the root of all that is evil?