The 3 U's

When you’re sitting there

Just a’bumpin’ your gums

Maybe you ought to

Bite your tongue

Perhaps you should think

Before you speak

Instead of always

Flappin’ your beak

When the 3 B’s just don’t get it

Don’t throw a hissy fit

The 3 U’s is really what’s up

So people just

Shut the fuck up!