Just Suppose...

Suppose little Billy had inhaled on that day

And caught a little buzz

Suppose he got caught while smoking his pot

And busted by the fuzz

What if that then, Billy ran from the man

And he became a fugitive

He couldn't go home 'cause they took all he owned

And he had no place to live

With her man on the lamb

And a child on her hands

They threw Hillary out on her ass

Forced to work the streets to make ends meet

Selling her body for cash

Chelsea grew up quite morally corrupt

Expelled from her high school class

She grew up hard and she grew up fast

And she earned the right to be called white trash

Just suppose that by some turn of fate

Or twist of circumstance

Billy never attended a White House affair

Or got in to anyone's pants