Good Time Charlie

I've had my fill of Good Time Charlies, heard enough of your dirty jokes

Hosted my share of bar time parties, and raised my glass to every toast

The first to arrive and the last one to leave, I've heard more come-ons than you would believe

Heard it all and seen more than most, met some of the strangest folks

I've endured the slaps on my derriere and pinches on my behind

Never backed down from a bet or a dare and tried not to be unkind

I plastered a smile when I wanted to scream and after awhile it was just a bad dream