Black Ford Truck

Every time I pass a black Ford truck

My head spins so fast I nearly break my neck

Hoping against hope that it really is you

Knowing that that would be too good to be true

My stomach turns and my heart skips a beat

Envisioning how it will be when we meet

You’ll glance in the mirror when I chase you down

Wondering just who is this crazy clown

I ride your ass and you pull off to the right

Step out of the truck like you’re ready to fight

When you see that it’s me who’s been riding your ass

Driving like a woman who’s been possessed

Your eyes light up and look in to my own

Wondering how you could have ever left me alone

You render me speechless with just one look

Read me like an open book

You undress me with your eyes

I begin to quiver between my thighs

You flash a smile and I melt in your arms

Unleash all my womanly charms

You’ll say, Honey I miss you, please come back home

Darling, I need you, please come back home

Hoping against hope that it really is you

Knowing that that would be too good to be true